The True cost of Donating

I did some back of a fag packet calculations last week, so bear with me. This shows the cost of donating my sperm over the 10 sessions.

The total cost of travelling, and taking time off work (based on my hourly rate) comes in at to £1,500. I will get paid £250 at the end of my donation cycle, so this leaves me down £1,250.

Now add in the periods of 5 days sexual abstinence prior and the evening after each donation.

PS, Unless you are Keira Knightley's better looking sister then due to being bound by my marriage vows I will be unable to accept donated bonks.