The Line is Drawn at Jodie Marsh

I *really* hope my sperm doesn't go to Jodie Marsh ...

See this story in The Sun newspaper where Jodie claims to have become as lesbian and is asking for Sperm Donations in a very distasteful manner.

For readers of this blog outside of the UK, Jodie Marsh is the 'failed version' of Jordan (Katie Price) and does anything and everything to try and become as popular as the lovely Jordan ... and fails miserably.

All Blood Tests Complete

I had my final blood and urine tests today - and will get sent the results when they are back from the lab. I'll update when I receive them.

The clinic's used the first half of my donations - and this test will release the remainder.

The needle didn't hurt too much this time! Oh okay it did but it was over quickly.

I'll find out next year whether there were any pregnancies or births. I'm very interested in learning how many children are born as a result of my donations - and will make sure my children know of what to potentially expect in the future.

Final Blood Tests: 2 of 2

My Final Blood Tests are booked in for the month of November.

I'm going to hit their free coffee machine hard and get some free drinks. Since having kids I've become a coffee addict ... sleep's for wimps, right?

There is no chance of failing the Blood tests - I am a good boy.

Affirmation that what I am doing is right

My two children are brilliant.

We have our ups, and our downs, teething, colds, coughs, tantrums, trials and tribulations.

Sleepless nights, money worries, concerns on what the future may deal.

To be honest the only decent nights sleep are when I am away from home on business.

But I cannot imagine life without my boys.

I cannot begin to explain to those people that have chosen not to have children on what they have missed out on.

I cannot begin to provide my condolences for those that cannot conceive.

By being a donor, I hope thats someone's dream will become true.

Results of Final Blood Tests: 1 of 2

I would apologise for delay in updating, but I won't as it's not my fault.

I've been hounding the clinic for copies of my test results for the past month and they only came though today.

The expected news is, that everything is still okay. If it wasn't, then I'd really like to know why ... as indeed I am a very good boy.

Now I need to find out when the second set of tests will be to release the remaining donations. I may also ask if there have been any pregnancies to date.

Final Blood Tests: 1 of 2

Had some blood tests today, which will release half on my donated sperms.

Why does, 'this will be a small scratch' never quite that? Either it's completely painless, or it hurts like $%@!.

Will report back once I get the 'okay' letter.

Small Update

Not much to say, but a few updates.

1) Apologies to those looking via Google for hints on the Monkey Quest World of Warcraft Add On. This is not the Monkey you are looking for. Move along, move along.
2) The clinic have asked for a July appointment to release half my Sperm donations.
3) I am still around and will update.